Birthday hat

Usually on my birthday, I receive a hat. Well, this year in the absence of one, Mahter gave me cowlick!

I cowlick you!

The legend of the smiling hamster

I have been known to smile on occasion. Especially when the occasion involves sweet corn. Unfortunately for my parents, my smile is about as easy to capture on film as Bigfoot.

I am two years old!

New brother

Greetings. It is with great pleasure that I introduce our newest family member...
... FATomir.
Unlike my little brother Faromir, Fatomir is larger than me.
Such enormity makes hiding from the camera difficult.
I see you!
Umm...
Yes, just accept it.
Beefcake!

Hamdemic!

Has anyone else noticed that the water has been tasting a bit odd?
Perhaps something has contaminated the water supply. This could very well be a...
Pandemic! ... Expansion edition.
I wonder if Mater or Pater would fancy a game.First I will find the source of the outbreak...
... A bioterrorist! In our water supply!

I am an elegant ham!

And professionally photographed too.

Extreme Makeover: Ham edition

It has been brought to my attention that I have been recently depicted as frumpy, unkempt, unhygienic, even grouchy... Well, it wasn't my fault - the hired help hadn't cleaned my pad in weeks!

So I bribed them with a pecan, and now I am a new ham...
Notice the clean soft coat, the smell of wheat...
I am so shiny, I can even see my reflection in the mirror!
Alas, witness my powerful hamgams.
I am good as new!
Jolly good day to you!