Seabear hanging out

Introducing your new host

It is I, Faromir of Hamdor.  You may recall me from such films as the Lord of the Rings trilogy or from my unabashed youth:

But I have changed.  Not only do I now have a greater proclivity for English, but I'm totally tame:

Do you think Hamhead would have ever let Pater do this?  Also note the lack of blurriness.

A jolly good day to you!

Rawr!!

Bear stalkers

Before my new parents adopted me, they visited me at my prior residence...

Multiple times!  What weirdos.

Would you blokes like a close up?

If you think these are funny, you should see the photos I took of them!

White Hams Can't Jump: the music video

I am beside myself!

Not my proudest moment: Popcorn edition

Say friend, what have you got there?

Popcorn?

Well, make sure to exhibit proper dining etiquette, like a gentleham.
Umm...

Hamhead (09.23.09 - 03.15.12)

Best son ever.

"A little narcotic warm on me... what will I do without the weight of you?" -Califone

Archived footage: One small leap for Ham (12.26.11)

Why hello there.

Archived footage: Food or Freedom?

We miss you Hamhead.

Sad news

Friends, family, photographers... I have some sad news: I was recently diagnosed with a tumor on my chest. My doctor said that it is untreatable due to its proximity to my vital organs. It makes it difficult for me to breathe or to go out much.

All I can do is stay warm and try to keep a good appetite. Here I am drinking some nutritious vegetable smoothie. And yet I am most worried about the family I will leave behind. How can I provide for them?...

... Why hello there.

Whenever one does chemistry, it is important to wear the appropriate mask.

Here I am in my lab... notice the ventilation system through the roof...

Nothing suspicious going on here AT ALL.

And make sure your scale has gram-level specificity.

Finding Faromir

Why hello there young'ns. It is with great pleasure that I introduce our newest segment, Finding Faromir.

Our inaugural episode finds our neophyte voyager encountering freedom. Will he frolic off into the sunset?

Well, at least he picked up a souvenir blanket.

Just desserts

Woohoo! My staring contest prize arrived... time to unwrap it!

Give us a moment, please.

At last!

I am a Starebear

I am aloof...

distant... hard to get to kn...

... why hello there. Fancy a staring contest?
He who blinks first supplies nummy nummy.
Yes, retreat while you still can.

Weigh in

At 152 grams... your featherweight champion... the golden gladiator ... the Christmas tree climber...

Hamhead - the - BRAVE!!

Hammy New Year!