I am beside myself!

Sad news

Friends, family, photographers... I have some sad news: I was recently diagnosed with a tumor on my chest. My doctor said that it is untreatable due to its proximity to my vital organs. It makes it difficult for me to breathe or to go out much.

All I can do is stay warm and try to keep a good appetite. Here I am drinking some nutritious vegetable smoothie. And yet I am most worried about the family I will leave behind. How can I provide for them?...

... Why hello there.

Whenever one does chemistry, it is important to wear the appropriate mask.

Here I am in my lab... notice the ventilation system through the roof...

Nothing suspicious going on here AT ALL.

And make sure your scale has gram-level specificity.

Hammy New Year!

Fan mail

I suppose it's time to take a break from my busy routine and read some fan mail.

This first letter appears to be from my Uncle Jones. I'm not sure what it's supposed to be.
Another bewildering entry.
And here is something from Mahter. I bowl with blueberries!

May is for Mayham

Perhaps you have heard about the rare kiwi that recently hatched in New Zealand.

Well, in my heyday, I encountered my fair share of kiwis.
So let me ask you this: rare bird or elaborate hoax?