Monday, May 30, 2011

The Wheel Deal

Pater always says, "We're not paying you to not run on your wheel."


Sometimes I run all night long!

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

May is for Mayham

Perhaps you have heard about the rare kiwi that recently hatched in New Zealand.

Well, in my heyday, I encountered my fair share of kiwis.
So let me ask you this: rare bird or elaborate hoax?

Friday, May 20, 2011

I am 20 months old!

All my half-birthdays are belated.
Dear God, thank you for bestowing upon me this lovely meal. I'm sure it looks lovely too, but did you know that hamsters are colorblind?
Next time just sweet corn and tofu, okay?
Now to wash my hands...
It is not every day that I am allowed on the couch. I must show my good manners.
Lo and behold, I even eat my vegetables!
How prim and proper! What is that you say? My foot?
That is called being ambidextrous!
Happy 1.5 years to me!