Just desserts

Woohoo! My staring contest prize arrived... time to unwrap it!

Give us a moment, please.

At last!

I am a Starebear

I am aloof...

distant... hard to get to kn...

... why hello there. Fancy a staring contest?
He who blinks first supplies nummy nummy.
Yes, retreat while you still can.

Weigh in

At 152 grams... your featherweight champion... the golden gladiator ... the Christmas tree climber...

Hamhead - the - BRAVE!!

Hammy New Year!