I am a Starebear

I am aloof...

distant... hard to get to kn...

... why hello there. Fancy a staring contest?
He who blinks first supplies nummy nummy.
Yes, retreat while you still can.

Happy Hamoween!

Trick or treat!It is I, the Sheepman. Or perhaps a supreme court justice.
What? You think I'd be caught dead looking like this if nummy nummy wasn't involved?
The Sheepman: a sideview.

Happy Hamoween: the movie.

Costume inspired by Haruki Murakami.

The father of the nummy nummy

This is not a social visit...

Who's your daddy now?

I am extremely well endowed

Oh happy day! My government grant has blessed me with a whole peanut!

Such a large peanut can make for quite the balancing act.
But I make it work.
All hail the father of the nummy nummy.

Your cameras are useless!

How would you like it if people posted embarrassing photos of you online? It is a good thing that I am too fast for photos!
And I am a master of camouflage.
And I can always just hide in the dark. Your cameras are no match for me!
Wait ~ what is this?
Well, nothing I can't outrun...
...
Hiding from the paparazzi, one works up quite an appetite. Is that a pube in the corner?
Ahh, I give up.
Not my proudest moment: Flash photography edition

Cell phone photolog, Feb 2011

I love PB banana!
Oops!
I am the size of a cell-phone!

I am one year old!

Why hello there. I see you have caught me about to have a celebratory feast.

I think these owls are after my food.

Wait a minute... who's there?

Maggie?

Oh no sir, I am just the third owl. I am not eating your meal.

Okay, on three, race you guys for the nummy nummy.
1...
2...
2 and a half...
*Wink*
I love sweet corn!
How about another birthday tomorrow?