Not my proudest moment: Popcorn edition

Say friend, what have you got there?

Popcorn?

Well, make sure to exhibit proper dining etiquette, like a gentleham.
Umm...

Finding Faromir

Why hello there young'ns. It is with great pleasure that I introduce our newest segment, Finding Faromir.

Our inaugural episode finds our neophyte voyager encountering freedom. Will he frolic off into the sunset?

Well, at least he picked up a souvenir blanket.

Free range hamster: beyond the glory

Hello pater - would it be possible for me to get some time in the yard today?

Sorry son, you know we can only let one of you out at a time, and we both know what a free range hamster your brother is...
... And now for a special report:
Hamhead, the free range hamster. Beyond the glory!
* Grumble *

What is this? No cameras allowed!

Some privacy please!

Hamhead and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Sometimes the paparazzi try to take embarrassing photos of me.

Well, too bad!

Photo shop is closed!

I mean it. Go away!

Wait... what is this? Apple covered in nummy nummy? Seems suspicious, but...

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Your cameras are useless!

How would you like it if people posted embarrassing photos of you online? It is a good thing that I am too fast for photos!
And I am a master of camouflage.
And I can always just hide in the dark. Your cameras are no match for me!
Wait ~ what is this?
Well, nothing I can't outrun...
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Hiding from the paparazzi, one works up quite an appetite. Is that a pube in the corner?
Ahh, I give up.
Not my proudest moment: Flash photography edition

Improper dining etiquette

Disgraces

Ooh ~ an apple! ...

... Doh. Don't tell me you've never gone out in public with TP stuck to your pants!

Besides, only a sophisticated ham would know how to use toilet paper in the first place. A static-sponsored disgrace!

Oh, and now you've done it.

I am NOT Oolong. A horticultural disgrace!
I DRINK your cucumber milkshake!!
I drink it up!!!
Mahter always says I look like a prairie dog. A mistaken-identity disgrace.

And now I plot my revenge.

Maggie vs the apple: the movie

Apple 1, Maggie 0

Not my proudest moment: Maggie-face

Not my proudest moment: the movie

Not my proudest moments...

I pee on walls!!