Monday, November 14, 2011

A ghost from the past

Mystery: Who is that wide-pouched hamster peering out of Hamhead's cage?
Maggie??
!!
Maggie impression!

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Magic hamsters

I can fly! And Faromir has SuperHaman strength:

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Happy Hamoween!

Trick or treat!It is I, the Sheepman. Or perhaps a supreme court justice.
What? You think I'd be caught dead looking like this if nummy nummy wasn't involved?
The Sheepman: a sideview.
Happy Hamoween: the movie.
Costume inspired by Haruki Murakami.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Free range hamster: beyond the glory

Hello pater - would it be possible for me to get some time in the yard today?
Sorry son, you know we can only let one of you out at a time, and we both know what a free range hamster your brother is...
... And now for a special report:
Hamhead, the free range hamster. Beyond the glory!
* Grumble *
What is this? No cameras allowed!
Some privacy please!

Friday, October 7, 2011

Top o' the morning to you

Why hello there. I see you are just in time for the morning activities tour.
After exiting the hamcave, our handsome protagonist takes a shower.
Such admirable hygiene! Pay no attention to the floor decor.
Next, he instinctively looks out his window for dastardly predators. Pay no attention to the open door.
Finally, mane flowing in the breeze, our stud is ready to seize the day.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Commercial break

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming...
to bring you this important message:
Thank you Aunties Elaine and Robyn, from the bottom of our hamster hearts.
Your selfless acts and gracious companionship really brightened this past week.
More importantly though, I would like to take a moment to thank my magic bowl for materializing sustenance out of thin air on a daily basis.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Birthday hat

Usually on my birthday, I receive a hat. Well, this year in the absence of one, Mahter gave me cowlick!
I cowlick you!

Friday, September 23, 2011

The legend of the smiling hamster

I have been known to smile on occasion. Especially when the occasion involves sweet corn. Unfortunately for my parents, my smile is about as easy to capture on film as Bigfoot.

I am two years old!

Saturday, September 17, 2011

New brother

Greetings. It is with great pleasure that I introduce our newest family member...
... FATomir.
Unlike my little brother Faromir, Fatomir is larger than me.
Such enormity makes hiding from the camera difficult.
I see you!
Umm...
Yes, just accept it.
Beefcake!

Friday, September 16, 2011

Hamdemic!

Has anyone else noticed that the water has been tasting a bit odd?
Perhaps something has contaminated the water supply. This could very well be a...
Pandemic! ... Expansion edition.
I wonder if Mater or Pater would fancy a game.First I will find the source of the outbreak...
... A bioterrorist! In our water supply!

Thursday, August 18, 2011

I am an elegant ham!

And professionally photographed too.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Extreme Makeover: Ham edition

It has been brought to my attention that I have been recently depicted as frumpy, unkempt, unhygienic, even grouchy... Well, it wasn't my fault - the hired help hadn't cleaned my pad in weeks!
So I bribed them with a pecan, and now I am a new ham...
Notice the clean soft coat, the smell of wheat...
I am so shiny, I can even see my reflection in the mirror!
Alas, witness my powerful hamgams.
I am good as new!
Jolly good day to you!