Free range hamster: beyond the glory

Hello pater - would it be possible for me to get some time in the yard today?

Sorry son, you know we can only let one of you out at a time, and we both know what a free range hamster your brother is...
... And now for a special report:
Hamhead, the free range hamster. Beyond the glory!
* Grumble *

What is this? No cameras allowed!

Some privacy please!

Top o' the morning to you

Why hello there. I see you are just in time for the morning activities tour.

After exiting the hamcave, our handsome protagonist takes a shower.
Such admirable hygiene! Pay no attention to the floor decor.
Next, he instinctively looks out his window for dastardly predators. Pay no attention to the open door.
Finally, mane flowing in the breeze, our stud is ready to seize the day.

Commercial break

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming...

to bring you this important message:

Thank you Aunties Elaine and Robyn, from the bottom of our hamster hearts.

Your selfless acts and gracious companionship really brightened this past week.
More importantly though, I would like to take a moment to thank my magic bowl for materializing sustenance out of thin air on a daily basis.