Magic hamsters

I can fly! And Faromir has SuperHaman strength:

The land of the free and the home of the brave

Sometimes party time for humans results in neglected children.

I want to party too. Someone call PETA!
Meanwhile, in a land not so far, far away...

Redeye to base, redeye to base...
I have escaped internment and infiltrated the Two Legs den.
This impressive sound system tells me we have teleported to the 1980s.
Redeye to big brother, redeye to big brother: status report requested.
Umm... nothing much. Just sitting on my freckled balls.
Waituminute...
What are you doing out there?
* ROOAAAAAARRRR!!! *

I am extremely well endowed

Oh happy day! My government grant has blessed me with a whole peanut!

Such a large peanut can make for quite the balancing act.
But I make it work.
All hail the father of the nummy nummy.

What's in Santa's sack?

Oh my!