Disgraces

Ooh ~ an apple! ...

... Doh. Don't tell me you've never gone out in public with TP stuck to your pants!

Besides, only a sophisticated ham would know how to use toilet paper in the first place. A static-sponsored disgrace!

Oh, and now you've done it.

I am NOT Oolong. A horticultural disgrace!
I DRINK your cucumber milkshake!!
I drink it up!!!
Mahter always says I look like a prairie dog. A mistaken-identity disgrace.

And now I plot my revenge.

Oh jolly day

I love sweet corn!

Maggie vs the apple: the movie

Apple 1, Maggie 0

Not my proudest moment: Maggie-face

Hammy Holidays!

I am one year old!

Why hello there. I see you have caught me about to have a celebratory feast.

I think these owls are after my food.

Wait a minute... who's there?

Maggie?

Oh no sir, I am just the third owl. I am not eating your meal.

Okay, on three, race you guys for the nummy nummy.
1...
2...
2 and a half...
*Wink*
I love sweet corn!
How about another birthday tomorrow?

First birthday (09.23.10)