Introducing your new host

It is I, Faromir of Hamdor.  You may recall me from such films as the Lord of the Rings trilogy or from my unabashed youth:

But I have changed.  Not only do I now have a greater proclivity for English, but I'm totally tame:

Do you think Hamhead would have ever let Pater do this?  Also note the lack of blurriness.

A jolly good day to you!

Rawr!!

Bear stalkers

Before my new parents adopted me, they visited me at my prior residence...

Multiple times!  What weirdos.

Would you blokes like a close up?

If you think these are funny, you should see the photos I took of them!

White Hams Can't Jump: the music video

I am beside myself!

Not my proudest moment: Popcorn edition

Say friend, what have you got there?

Popcorn?

Well, make sure to exhibit proper dining etiquette, like a gentleham.
Umm...

Hamhead (09.23.09 - 03.15.12)

Best son ever.

"A little narcotic warm on me... what will I do without the weight of you?" -Califone