Archived footage: Food or Freedom?

We miss you Hamhead.

Sad news

Friends, family, photographers... I have some sad news: I was recently diagnosed with a tumor on my chest. My doctor said that it is untreatable due to its proximity to my vital organs. It makes it difficult for me to breathe or to go out much.

All I can do is stay warm and try to keep a good appetite. Here I am drinking some nutritious vegetable smoothie. And yet I am most worried about the family I will leave behind. How can I provide for them?...

... Why hello there.

Whenever one does chemistry, it is important to wear the appropriate mask.

Here I am in my lab... notice the ventilation system through the roof...

Nothing suspicious going on here AT ALL.

And make sure your scale has gram-level specificity.

Finding Faromir

Why hello there young'ns. It is with great pleasure that I introduce our newest segment, Finding Faromir.

Our inaugural episode finds our neophyte voyager encountering freedom. Will he frolic off into the sunset?

Well, at least he picked up a souvenir blanket.

Just desserts

Woohoo! My staring contest prize arrived... time to unwrap it!

Give us a moment, please.

At last!

I am a Starebear

I am aloof...

distant... hard to get to kn...

... why hello there. Fancy a staring contest?
He who blinks first supplies nummy nummy.
Yes, retreat while you still can.

Weigh in

At 152 grams... your featherweight champion... the golden gladiator ... the Christmas tree climber...

Hamhead - the - BRAVE!!

Hammy New Year!