The father of the nummy nummy

This is not a social visit...

Who's your daddy now?

I am extremely well endowed

Oh happy day! My government grant has blessed me with a whole peanut!

Such a large peanut can make for quite the balancing act.
But I make it work.
All hail the father of the nummy nummy.

Hamhead and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Sometimes the paparazzi try to take embarrassing photos of me.

Well, too bad!

Photo shop is closed!

I mean it. Go away!

Wait... what is this? Apple covered in nummy nummy? Seems suspicious, but...

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The Wheel Deal

Pater always says, "We're not paying you to not run on your wheel."


Sometimes I run all night long!

May is for Mayham

Perhaps you have heard about the rare kiwi that recently hatched in New Zealand.

Well, in my heyday, I encountered my fair share of kiwis.
So let me ask you this: rare bird or elaborate hoax?

White Hams Can't Jump

I am 20 months old!

All my half-birthdays are belated.

Dear God, thank you for bestowing upon me this lovely meal. I'm sure it looks lovely too, but did you know that hamsters are colorblind?

Next time just sweet corn and tofu, okay?

Now to wash my hands...

It is not every day that I am allowed on the couch. I must show my good manners.

Lo and behold, I even eat my vegetables!

How prim and proper! What is that you say? My foot?
That is called being ambidextrous!
Happy 1.5 years to me!